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my music taste is so banger i will listen to songs i like and be like hey i really like those
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bro you’re seizing the day too much you’re gonna give yourself carpal diem
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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
hi, frequent flyer here. they’ll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system
i don’t have a vascular system this is the best i can do
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u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine
they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas
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I hate it when I have a problem and the answer really *is* “fix your sleep schedule, do some exercise, leave the house, and drink water” like fuck offffff I don’t wanna
leave the house for the first time in three days against my own desires and feel like both the soaking wet cat covered in flea medication and the owner struggling in the tub with it
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I don’t know where to even start
Welcome. To Hole Wednesday.
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snoopy image of the day
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Live fast, die ironically, leave a confusing corpse.
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I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn’t begin until you are 26+… Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20’s because you haven’t figured it out yet, it’s just beginning.
